the emo ninja

this is an emo ninja. no one is quite sure why his breed of ninja are referred to as "emo," but there are many theories. perhaps, they say, these specific ninja are merely a group of overly-angsty teenagers who had their fragile prepubescent hearts broken and never really got over it. perhaps, they say, these specific ninja are a highly trained group of ninja that only target emo kids as their victims. perhaps, they say, they simply like the name. whatever the reason may be, this one thing is for sure: don't make any sudden movements, or they will kill you in the most adorable, ninja-est way possible.

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so, uhm, this a character i created when i was in eighth grade. :] it's a funny story, really -- see, we were watching this boring movie in social studies when i doodled a picture of a ninja dying, and this guy at my table was like, "OMG IT'S AN EMO NINJA." and then we spent the rest of the class picture drawing pictures of a multitude of ninjas killing themselves/others.

ain't he a cutie? <3